Uncle Dad

Uncle Dad is the brother, father, and uncle of the super hero Doctor Tomorrow.

Originally called Father/Son Bonded and born of an infinite and recursive time loop in a now-defunct timeline, he was created when the super hero Timetable went back to 1955 and banged his mother (exactly like in Back to the Future), becoming his own father. This new super hero eventually discovered and did battle with the original Timetable, who was so ashamed and disgusted that his future self became his own father that he overpowered Father/Son Bonded and destroyed his timeline.

When Timetable was defeated by the super villain Karmageddon and retired to the End of Time, Father/Son Bonded renamed himself Uncle Dad with the intention of connecting with his brother/uncle/son Doctor Tomorrow, but since Uncle Dad is a total weirdo, that's unlikely to pan out.

Powers

Since he is or was technically Timetable, he has all of that superhero's powers. Additionally, due to being an incestuous weirdo, he also possesses the Duplication power, creating what are essentially clones of himself that just get more and more retarded and inbred every time he uses them through an endless, McPoylean cycle of time traveling and fucking his kin.

Seriously, sometimes one of them is a straight-up dolphin.

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