Uncle Porkstar
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"Uncle" Porkstar Stonegut is the brother of Hogmaw Stonegut's father. He is an able-bodied warrior and was also the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. He lost his beard in a tragic mining accident, but still has a pretty sweet mustache. After Hogmaw's father died, he moved in with Uncle Porkstar for a while and was forced to live in a tiny room under the stairs, which is a great honor for dwarves.

Porkstar had once developed a drinking problem, but it passed and he started drinking again. Hogmaw loves his Uncle Porkstar very much.

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